I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
with
their
heart. For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I
were
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I
said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do
for
you in the bedroom?" What every boyfriend/husband on the planet
dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
as a
woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." Realizing that
nothing
was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I
opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went
out to a nice
lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department
store. I
walked around with her while she tried on several different very
expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll
just buy
them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets
get
a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where
she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was
so excited.
She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I
started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet
when
she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a
loop when I
said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction
from all of
the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally
said, "I
think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier". I could hardly
contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like
it." Her face
just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled "WHAT???!!!" I
then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she
had
this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently
I'm not getting any
tonight either.
bdprincess) wrote, 
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